fatherless halloween
fatherless halloween
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Halloween’s all about carving pumpkins, right? Well, not when dad wasn’t around to handle the knife. Our “fatherless memories” t-shirt features an uncarved pumpkin—a fitting tribute to all those traditions left untouched. Beneath it, the blunt truth: “fatherless memories,” because when there’s no one around to carve out the insides, you’re left with more than just a hollow pumpkin.
No dad to scoop out the guts, no one to dig into the messy stuff—just a pumpkin left full and untouched, much like the void you grew up with. The empty shell on your porch? It’s a little too familiar, isn’t it?
Check out our fatherless halloween sticker and gone for cigarettes shirt!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Regular fit
*shipping cost included*
Size guide
| Length (inches) | Width (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
Price Transparency - we make $1.50 on every shirt
| Material Cost | Shipping | |
| S | $ 16.19 | $4.69 |
| M | $ 16.19 | $4.69 |
| L | $ 16.19 | $4.69 |
| XL | $ 16.19 | $4.69 |
| 2XL | $ 18.19 | $4.69 |
Delivery & Returns
Thank you for choosing no dad club for your apparel needs. We’re committed to delivering a seamless experience, from placing your order to receiving your merchandise. Below, you’ll find all the details you need to know about our Delivery and Returns policies.
Delivery Policy:
Fast and Reliable Shipping
At no dad club, we know you’re eager to get your hands on your new merchandise. We aim to process and dispatch orders within 2-4 business days. We offer free shipping on all domestic orders, ensuring your package arrives safely and on time.
We partner with trusted carriers to deliver your order as swiftly as possible. For more detailed shipping information, please visit our shipping page or reach out to our team.
Returns Policy:
Hassle-Free Returns for Your Peace of Mind
While we hope you love your no dad club merchandise, we understand that sometimes things just don’t work out. That’s why we offer a straightforward and customer-friendly Returns Policy.
• Return Eligibility: You have 14 days from the date you receive your order to request a return.
• Conditions for Return: Items must be in the same condition as received—unworn, unused, with tags, and in the original packaging.
• Refund Process: Once we receive and inspect your return, we’ll notify you of the approval or rejection of your refund. If approved, the refund will be processed to your original payment method within 10 business days.
• Exchanges: We do not offer direct exchanges. If you need a different item, please return the original and place a new order.
For more information, please visit our Refund Policy page or contact us at nodadclubhelp@gmail.com.
About Us
Welcome to no dad club, where we turn the absence of a father into a badge of honor. We’re the first apparel brand to embrace the humor in fatherless moments, offering unique designs that celebrate those legendary disappearing acts. From t-shirts to stickers, our products are for those who wear their dadless status with pride. Explore our collection and find the perfect piece to add to your wardrobe today. At no dad club, we believe that while some dads are MIA, your sense of humor never has to be.
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