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Commemorate dad's legendary journey for a pack of cigarettes where he never returned with this no dad club tee. It’s a tribute to that timeless tale—“I’ll be back in five minutes, kiddo”—and the eternal wait that followed. The pack of smokes on this shirt is as crisp as the day he left, a silent monument to the last time you heard the jingle of car keys and the hope that maybe this time, he really come back.
But instead of growing up bitter, you turned that empty promise into punchlines and built a life where “Dad” is just another three-letter word. Wear this shirt as a reminder that while some dads vanished into thin air, you learned how to stand tall on your own. It’s as elusive as that promised return, but a whole lot funnier. So here’s to the dads who took a smoke break from fatherhood and the kids who found humor in the lingering cloud of their absence.
Check out our gone for cigarettes sticker and iconic ndc shirt!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Regular fit
*shipping cost included*
Size guide
| Length (inches) | Width (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
Price Transparency - we make $1.50 on every shirt
| Material Cost | Shipping | |
| S | $10.24 | $4.69 |
| M | $10.24 | $4.69 |
| L | $10.24 | $4.69 |
| XL | $10.24 | $4.69 |
| 2XL | $12.24 | $4.69 |
Delivery & Returns
Thank you for choosing no dad club for your apparel needs. We’re committed to delivering a seamless experience, from placing your order to receiving your merchandise. Below, you’ll find all the details you need to know about our Delivery and Returns policies.
Delivery Policy:
Fast and Reliable Shipping
At no dad club, we know you’re eager to get your hands on your new merchandise. We aim to process and dispatch orders within 2-4 business days. We offer free shipping on all domestic orders, ensuring your package arrives safely and on time.
We partner with trusted carriers to deliver your order as swiftly as possible. For more detailed shipping information, please visit our shipping page or reach out to our team.
Returns Policy:
Hassle-Free Returns for Your Peace of Mind
While we hope you love your no dad club merchandise, we understand that sometimes things just don’t work out. That’s why we offer a straightforward and customer-friendly Returns Policy.
• Return Eligibility: You have 14 days from the date you receive your order to request a return.
• Conditions for Return: Items must be in the same condition as received—unworn, unused, with tags, and in the original packaging.
• Refund Process: Once we receive and inspect your return, we’ll notify you of the approval or rejection of your refund. If approved, the refund will be processed to your original payment method within 10 business days.
• Exchanges: We do not offer direct exchanges. If you need a different item, please return the original and place a new order.
For more information, please visit our Refund Policy page or contact us at nodadclubhelp@gmail.com.
About Us
Welcome to no dad club, where we turn the absence of a father into a badge of honor. We’re the first apparel brand to embrace the humor in fatherless moments, offering unique designs that celebrate those legendary disappearing acts. From t-shirts to stickers, our products are for those who wear their dadless status with pride. Explore our collection and find the perfect piece to add to your wardrobe today. At no dad club, we believe that while some dads are MIA, your sense of humor never has to be.
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